Last night I went to downtown Mesa for this celebration they were having. They had all these old classic cars owned by old rich white people trying to impress their neighbors, as well as fireworks and lots of other wholesome American family fun. Anyways the point is, there was this comic book/toy/general nerd gear store that I went in to, and they had the first season on Sanford and Son for 10 dollars, so you know I bought that shit.
I don't know what the rest of you are doing today, but I know what I'm doing. HOME, COUCH, LEFTOVER PIZZA, WATCHING MY DAMN SANFORD AND SON DVD. AMERICA!
__________________
"Not only is pizza attractive and charming, he also has a huge penis." - Awkward Smile
Fourth of July weekend, I got drunk in a public park with some Chinese business student named Ed, waltzed over to a Salvadorian restaurant for some kickass pastel de elote, played some wacky Chinese drinking game with a giant gin and tonic, went to a ****ing amazing cookout and ate apple ****ing pie, frolicked around the nation's capitol and signed the Declaration of Independence with a quill pen (for which I got a badass sticker), and watched fireworks explode around the world's biggest stone phallus. Then I battled traffic to get home and watch Team America: World Police while eating hotdogs and drinking beer.
