So tonight me and some friends went to an all you can eat sushi restaurant, we were ordering a lot of sushi, not a ton but a good amount, and the stupid retard that was taking our order told us we couldn't order all that food. WHAT THE HELL? THAT IS NOT WHAT ALL YOU CAN EAT MEANS.
Right away I started giving him attitude, which I never do at restaurants because I've been a server before and I hate bitchy customers more than anything in the world, BUT I- WHA- HUH? SERIOUSLY, ALL YOU CAN EAT. HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GONNA TELL THE CUSTOMERS THEY ORDERED TOO MUCH FOOD? So we let that stupid fuckface win, but because we're petty whenever he would walk by my friend and I would state loudly how hungry we were and how we wish had more food, and ended up left a big fat zero dollar tip with a big fat frowny face.
AND THAT'S WHY I'M MAD. THE END. WASN'T THAT A GREAT STORY?
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