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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Wasn't me


Crazy ass nigga walks into Piggie's most frequented library with a rifle, scares motha****as

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He was looking for you.

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Jasno: a lover in demand


I'm fat and nobody likes me

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"YOU, THE QUIET KID ALWAYS AT THE BACK COMPUTER OR IN THE MIDDLE TABLE WITH YOUR LAPTOP, I'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH YOU."

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You've got to watch out for the quiet kids. PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE!

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"We don't take kindly to quiet people around here!"



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And the fool-proof way to save your life in that situation is just to shout back, as loud as you can, "WELL **** YOU THEN, YA PUNKASS BITCH!"

The gunman will be surprised. You then divert his gun and punch him repeatedly in the throat.

SELF DEFENSE, BY JASON.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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You now have control of the wrist...

Also, UB needs to hire;



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WHY'S HE GOTTA BE BLACK? HUH? THAT'S RACIST.

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Also, your local radio station is called WHAM? They should spell it with an exclamation mark at the end and play this every morning.



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"The university...canceled all evening classes at that campus"

"They now believe the person in question did not actually have a gun"

Somebody wanted to get out of an exam.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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That was my initial thought.

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Man, those "CHOOSE LIFE" shirts were so cool. It's a shame that it was usurped by those anti-abortion folk.

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