So, this tech news website ran this story, titled "Facebook wants to be your one true login."
Apparently, the Google Gods decided that this particular page should rank first in the search results when a person searches for "Facebook Login"
What this story has taught us, is that there are lots of people who navigate the Internet by typing whatever address they want to go to into Google, rather than just bookmarking it or typing it into the address bar.
Apparently, a lot of these people arrived at this site thinking it was Facebook (after all, it was the first result when I typed "Facebook login!"), and that the site had undergone some radical redesign.
What must have confused these poor bastards even more is the fact that, in the comments section, you can login to comment using your Facebook account.
The result? 20 pages of comments to the effect of "OMG THIS SUCKS I CANT GET INTO FACEBOOK WHY WOULD FACEBOOK CHANGE THE SITE LIKE THIS NOTHING WORKS OMG"
Reading these comments, you can almost hear the desperation and confusion in their voices. It's really something to behold.
"for those of you that want to get in face book now just go to Bing..put in face book and search (or it will pop up) hit on face book login and it takes you to your password page...i did it...."
THX BING NOW I CAN GET BACK TO MY PRECIOUS FB
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