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I was sleeping peacefully, minding my own business, when suddenly it feels like part of my tooth just fell off. OH, GUESS WHAT? The crown that I had put in for a chipped tooth years ago JUST FELL OFF. I WAS JUST AT THE DENTIST LAST MONTH AND THEY WERE TELLING ME WHAT A GREAT JOB THE PEOPLE THAT DID IT DID.

I came here to post about it first because it's almost 4 in the morning and there's nobody I can tell right now. GREAT. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEED.


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I wonder if I should make an attempt at going back to bed... I know I'm just going to want to mess with my tooth... hmm decisions...

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CHOKE A BITCH

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I was so nauseated last night that it woke me up.

I tried to fight it but I eventually got up and threw up because I couldn't sleep.

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MOTHERFUCKER, eating is so uncomfortable.

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john31584 wrote:

CHOKE A BITCH


 

This was naturally my first instinct.



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Awkward Smile wrote:

I was so nauseated last night that it woke me up.

I tried to fight it but I eventually got up and threw up because I couldn't sleep.



GROSS.



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threw up all over your face and then broke your crown

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Yeah.

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The most annoying part about this whole thing is that it happened in the middle of the night. Not while I was eating or doing anything tooth related, not doing anything, just enjoying my rest. It was as if my crown decided to go "FUCK YOU, THE DAY HASN'T EVEN STARTED AND I'M GOING TO RUIN IT, BITCH"

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Maybe you grind your teeth in your sleep.

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I don't grind my teeth.

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You might when you sleep.

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I do sometimes, it suck.

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ME CAVEMAN.

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So I got my tooth fixed today. But yesterday I was walking out of Circle K with my crappy looking broken tooth, and I was wearing jeans and a t-shirt, and my shirt was a little dirty, but apparently that was enough for some woman to think that I was homeless and offer me five dollars. She told me "If I could I would buy you a tarp to keep you out of the rain". It wasn't even raining that hard. Anyways I took the money and gave it to a real homeless guy.

So I learned that my perfect, beautiful teeth are the only thing that set me apart from the homeless.

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it was a front tooth? LOL

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Yes. Otherwise I probably wouldn't have even cared that much, but it was one of my top incisors. Those are the money teeth. Those teeth are what pay the rent.

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GOD... DAMNIT. HEY DENTIST, GREAT JOB FIXING MY TOOTH BUDDY, IT JUST FELL OUT AGAIN THIS MORNING. MAYBE NEXT MY COMPUTER WILL BREAK, OR MY HOUSE WILL CATCH ON FIRE AGAIN.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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