When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before. - Mae West

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Growing a beard

Jason · Only in cartoons

You go out of the house?

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

my facial hair grows super slow and in patches. it would take me weeks to get half a mustache and I dont think I ever could muster up a beard.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Jason wrote:

You go out of the house?

...SHUT UP, JASNO.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

I think pretty much anyone can grow a beard, but it takes commitment.

You have to accept that you're going to look ridiculous while it's in its patchy stage.

Also, once you have a good beard going, keeping it looking good (as opposed to making you look like a homeless person) takes a bit of effort.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

Jason wrote:

You go out of the house?

...SHUT UP, JASNO.

FUNNY.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

MorisUkunRasik wrote:

my facial hair grows super slow and in patches. it would take me weeks to get half a mustache and I dont think I ever could muster up a beard.

God, what kind of a Mexican are you? I bet you've never stolen anything either, have you? HAVE YOU?

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

i blame those hairless indians.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Maybe Dexter can give you some pointers.

Oh, that's right. Yes I just did.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Pizza wrote:

MorisUkunRasik wrote:

my facial hair grows super slow and in patches. it would take me weeks to get half a mustache and I dont think I ever could muster up a beard.

God, what kind of a Mexican are you? I bet you've never stolen anything either, have you? HAVE YOU?

When he said half, he really means 1/10th a mustache.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Do you want a moustached Moris?

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Off, please.

AssGrinchReturns · Guru

DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

seems to be impossible for me. Im sure if I were patient/didn't care enough about my looks for a period of time, I could do it. But I just can't go outside the house with patches on my face.

I can't grow one either

Jason · Only in cartoons

I've never tried growing a beard. I respect a good beard, but I don't want one myself.

Not that I could grow one. I don't even have to shave every day.

Blinky · Veteran Member

beards arent sexy. ever.

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

Pizza wrote:

Maybe Dexter can give you some pointers.

Oh, that's right. Yes I just did.

The boyfriend has a full beard. He's able to grow it pretty fast without any patches though so I'm afraid I can't help.

And Blinky - if you like baby faced boys then beards aren't sexy. If you like lumberjack type men then they're hot.

Blinky · Veteran Member

just cuz a boy doesnt have a beard doesnt mean hes baby faced, i dont mind baby faced or old. just no beard

-- Edited by Blinky on Tuesday 22nd of December 2009 09:56:38 PM

Pinkafro · Senior Member

i like the look of stubble but not the stubble rash :\

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

I'm capable of growing a beard in a relatively short amount of time and have done so BECAUSE I'M A MAN, it just looked like shit. Beards are not a good look for me.