FML: I sneeze 12,000 times a day

AssGrinchReturns · Guru

FML: I sneeze 12,000 times a day

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

AssGrinchReturns wrote:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1226987/Ah-ah-achoo-The-girl-sneezes-12-000-times-day-leaving-doctors-baffled.html

Rob Schnieder was a typical 12-year-old girl - except that she can't stop sneezing.
It is so bad that she sneezes up to 20 times a minute, or 12,000 times a day.
The non-stop sneezing began two weeks ago when Rob from Virginia in the U.S. caught a cold.

Rated PG-13

AssGrinchReturns · Guru

LOLz

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

She's about to find out that being a scientific curiosity isn't all it's cut out to be!

Durpy duur.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

So there's a woman sitting on an airplane. The man sitting next to her is just minding his own business, reading a magazine. Suddenly, he sneezes. After sneezing, he unbuttons his pants, takes out a Kleenex, and wipes off his junk.

The woman is understandably freaked out, but she doesn't think anything of it.

About 20 minutes later, the man sneezes again. Sure enough, he takes out a Kleenex, unbuttons his pants, and wipes his wang.

This happens several more times.

Finally, out of morbid curiosity, the woman leans over and says "excuse me, sir, but I couldn't help but notice that every time you sneeze, you wipe your dick off. What's the deal?"

The man says "oh, I'm sure you think I'm a total weirdo. Sorry about that. But you see, I have a rare neurological disorder - every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm, which, as I'm sure you know, requires a bit of cleanup."

The woman says "that's very strange, and must be pretty difficult for you. Do you take anything for your condition?"

"Yes," replies the man. "Pepper"

ba-dum-tssh

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

bring back the bad jokes threaddddddd!@!!

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

john31584 wrote:

So there's a woman sitting on an airplane. The man sitting next to her is just minding his own business, reading a magazine. Suddenly, he sneezes. After sneezing, he unbuttons his pants, takes out a Kleenex, and wipes off his junk.

The woman is understandably freaked out, but she doesn't think anything of it.

About 20 minutes later, the man sneezes again. Sure enough, he takes out a Kleenex, unbuttons his pants, and wipes his wang.

This happens several more times.

Finally, out of morbid curiosity, the woman leans over and says "excuse me, sir, but I couldn't help but notice that every time you sneeze, you wipe your dick off. What's the deal?"

The man says "oh, I'm sure you think I'm a total weirdo. Sorry about that. But you see, I have a rare neurological disorder - every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm, which, as I'm sure you know, requires a bit of cleanup."

The woman says "that's very strange, and must be pretty difficult for you. Do you take anything for your condition?"

"Yes," replies the man. "Pepper"

ba-dum-tssh

GET OFF THE STAGE

Andy001 · Spaghetti

Pizza wrote:
GET OFF THE STAGE

Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat!