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Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

DOG POLL

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

By big I mean like, the size of German Sheperds and bigger, and small being like Beagle sized and smaller. I used to think small dogs sucked, but I think I've had a change of heart. Big dogs, at least indoors, are always in the fucking way. They're too big to be inside. Small dogs don't have the problem, plus they live longer, and are total chick magnets.

There are some small dogs that I can't stand though. Chihuahuas and Yorkshire Terriors I have always hated and always will

-- Edited by Pizza on Friday 13th of November 2009 02:46:44 AM

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

just get a girlfriend. I would recommend them.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

THAT'S PART OF MY PLAN. I GET A CUTE SMALL DOG FIRST, THEN GIRLS ARE ATTRACTED TO ME.

Dexter · Worst Poster of Always

That'd have to be one REALLY cute dog.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

I got a cute small girlfriend and now I'm hoping when the dogs see me with her they'll want to strike a conversation.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

If you like small dogs you are a ****ing idiot. With the exception of puppies, they are obnoxious.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

We had a Jack Russell when I was a kid. He was super mellow.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

What you need to get is a big dog who doesn't need attention. They'll sit in the corner or by the couch when you don't feel like dealing with them. My dog was rather big, it rarely got in the way. Knew when we wanted it and when we didn't want it walking around.

Also, my grandpa has a god awful **** of a dog. He's in the hospital, so my mom is sharing duties with others taking care of it. GLAD I'M NOT HOME.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

there are crappy little dogs but if Pizza wants an inside dog, then a bigger dog would suck. There are plenty of good small breeds.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

I think outside dogs are cool, but since I live in the worst place in the world, having an outside dog is just not practical. It's too damn hot.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

MorisUkunRasik wrote:

I got a cute small girlfriend and now I'm hoping when the dogs see me with her they'll want to strike a conversation.

That's how you got the new puppy!

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Having a bigger dog in the city would suck, but if I ever wanted one, this place has a decent sized backyard. Just a matter of locking it up.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Oh, here's another advantage to small dogs that I realized today, and I think this may very well be the most important one. Small dogs are not going to hit you right square in the balls when they jump on you. God that hurt.