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Sheriff of Paddy's

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STOP TRYING TO PASS OFF ADVICE AS MY FORTUNE. "SET A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR THOSE AROUND YOU" NEWS FLASH, THAT'S NOT A FORTUNE. THEY DON'T CALL ADVICE COLUMNISTS FORTUNE TELLERS FOR A REASON, YOU ASSMONKEYS. IF I GET ONE MORE FORTUNE COOKIE THAT TRIES TO TELL ME MY FORTUNE IS TREAT OTHERS THE WAY I WOULD LIKE TO BE TREATED, OR NOT TO BE MEAN TO FROGS, THEN I AM GOING TO... BE VERY ANGRY.

SINCERELY,
COMMANDER PIZZA

P.S. This topic is dumb

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I've noticed a lot of fortune cookies directly or indirectly addressing the current state of the economy.

One literally said "Don't worry about the economy. Invest in friendship."

HEY THANKS.

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CAN I INVEST IN YOUR FRIENDSHIP JOHN?

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If I knew more investment terms I would make lots of puns.

INTEREST RATE

CAPITAL GAINS

DIVIDENDS

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DIVERSIFY

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PORTFOLIO

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STOCK OPTION QUOTES

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BROKERAGE FIRM

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I'm trying to add "in bed" to all those economic terms and it somehow doesn't work.

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