aha I was going to post this but thought most people would have already seen it on facebook.

pumpkinpjs wrote:

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i can think of 2 reasons, off the bat, that i would never have this problem.

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i share one of those reasons, but it's not because i masturbate early and often

Awkward Smile wrote:

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IT'S BECAUSE YOU CAN'T GET BONERS!

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MATHSEX wrote:

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i masturbate early and often

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the mechanics of that is mind-boggling

take that number and divide that by two

i'm engaged, but she works overnights, so masturbation is inevitable

getting mad at masturbation? what a female. Maybe he should have just been better at sex.

your theory is sound.


i remember sneaking orgasms while he was in the shower, which was a rare occasion in itself

pumpkinpjs wrote:

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your theory is sound.


i remember sneaking orgasms while he was in the shower, which was a rare occasion in itself

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA.