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pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

confession booth

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

so that's why you never call

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

you only make jokes like that cause you know youre cute. jerk.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

*Blocks from AIM*

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

So this is why I can't be friends with attractive people.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

It's why Pumpkin is self loathing.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

CONFESSION: when I was a little kid, I would do horrible things to ants. I would stomp on them, flood their nests, and fry them with a magnifying glass. I think most kids did stuff like that, but I would very vividly imagine my antics being reported that night on the ant news. I pictured ant families gathered around, watching ant TV, hearing about a horrible flood, or how the sun suddenly intensified and fried dozens of ants, or how a giant just came in and started stomping on ants.

I would imagine the president of the ants giving a speech urging the ants to not despair in these dark times.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

STUPID JOHN THAT ISN'T HOW INSECT BRAINS WORK.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

I know!

I even knew it back then. I just liked to pretend.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

STUPID JOHN STUPID STUPID STUPID

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

That comic is my greatest achievement in life.

Oh god.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

john31584 wrote:

CONFESSION: when I was a little kid, I would do horrible things to ants. I would stomp on them, flood their nests, and fry them with a magnifying glass. I think most kids did stuff like that, but I would very vividly imagine my antics being reported that night on the ant news. I pictured ant families gathered around, watching ant TV, hearing about a horrible flood, or how the sun suddenly intensified and fried dozens of ants, or how a giant just came in and started stomping on ants.

I would imagine the president of the ants giving a speech urging the ants to not despair in these dark times.

NO DAMN WAY, me too. I would pour water on top of ant hills, and I pictured like an ant general shouting orders at everybody, and there'd be some ant in a power station going "WE JUST LOST ALL POWER AT ENTRACE 5! THEY'RE DOOMED!" It was like an action movie!

Oh, fun times.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

I will not admit to doing the same.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

YOU'RE TOO DAMN COOL.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Not only did I torture ants, I also did horrible things to snails.
I still kinda feel guilty-- for the stuff I did to the snails, not so much the ants.

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

ants are mindless killing machines, but the snails were the true victims.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

I CAN'T EXPLAIN WHY I FEEL THE WAY I DO
I'M A WOMAN

MorisUkunRasik · World's Strongest Millionaire

you only feel bad cause they're bigger.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

When you torture a snail it's just one snail, when you do it to ants you're killing a huge group of ants. AN ENTIRE COLONY. AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH THAT?

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

It was a group of snails.