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MorisUkunRasik


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Good stuff, here are some of my favorites:



CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.

OF MICE AND MEN: Migrant farmer murders mentally handicapped friend.

PREDATOR: American military-industrial complex ruins first contact with alien life.

THE GOONIES:  Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.

THE THING: Unexpected visitor imposes on workers, their dogs.

TITANIC: Crazy old widow disregards lifelong memories of husband, children, and grandchildren in favor of that one time she ****ed a bum.

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300: Gays kill blacks.

BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.

BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, ****s one.

DIE HARD: Dysfunctional cop saves marriage by murdering foreign national.

GROUNDHOG DAY: Misanthropic creep exploits space/time anomaly to stalk coworker.

METROPOLIS: Efficient society undone by unions.

SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.

STAR WARS: A NEW HOPE: Religious extremist terrorists destroy government installation, killing thousands.

WATCHMEN: Homosexual destroys New York, blames God.


There are so many good ones!

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BEOWULF: Colonists hire assassin to drive natives from land.
CLERKS: Aimless loser remains in dead-end job, abusive friendship.
CUJO: Family neglects to give family pet rabies shots, pays price.
DEEP THROAT: Medical anomaly earns woman new friends.
FIREFLY: In an analogue of the post-Civil War west, a white man on the losing side bosses around a black woman.
SERENITY: Men fight for possession of scantily clad mentally ill teenage girl.
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE: Woman with gold-digging mother nags wealthy man into marriage.
STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
SUPERBAD: Boys plan date-rape, sleep together.
THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.



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TAXI DRIVER: Modern dating proves challenging for working class man.
THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST: Mel Gibson fulfills fantasy of showing a Jew beaten to a bloody pulp and killed on-screen.
SPIDER-MAN: Nerd gets bitten by spider, complains about how this ruins his life for years to come.
MY GIRL: Boy killed by female friends irresponsibility.
BREWSTERS MILLIONS: Black man abuses line of credit.
LARS AND THE REAL GIRL: Retarded man doesnt know what sex toy is for.
MILK: Uppity queer dies.


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  • FERRIS BUELLERS DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
  • FIGHT CLUB: Deranged sociopath guides yuppies to their deaths.
  • FRANKENSTEIN: Scientific advancement proves unpopular with general public.
  • RISKY BUSINESS: Privileged rich kid gets everything he wants with no consequences.
  • ROBOCOP: Female officers incompetence leads partner to be murdered and enslaved by corporation.
  • RATATOUILLE: Vermin infest restaurant until it is forced to close doors.
  • ROSEMARYS BABY: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
  • THE EXORCIST: Jesus trumps science
  • THE MATRIX: Hacker is given perfect justification for mass slaughter
  • WORLD TRADE CENTER: Rag-tag group of underdogs succeed at a massive undertaking despite overwhelming odds, credit success with faith in God.



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Dexter wrote:

CLERKS: Aimless loser remains in dead-end job, abusive friendship.


This one isn't really all that misleading.

 



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Jason


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I think my all-time favorite is World Trade Center.

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I agree with Jason.

He will probably take the opposite stance now because he disagrees with all of the things that I like.

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WHAT HORRIBLE TASTE IN HUMOR. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF.

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And then I'll come in and agree with how right pizza is.

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GHOSTBUSTERS: Unemployed college professors destroy hotel with nuclear weapons.

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ATLAS SHRUGGED: Selfish industrialist destroys economy.

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That's actually spot on accurate.

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ROAR

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WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING ROAR?

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ROAR

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She's been replaced by a Tyrannosaur! Run!

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I CAN ROAR BETTER THAN YOU AWKWARD SMILE.

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STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.

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THAT ONE WAS ALREADY LISTED MAN GET WITH THE TIMES ALREADY

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