I now love Lindsay Lohan.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

I now love Lindsay Lohan.

DELINQUENT · Senior Member

You now have cancer.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

My name's Delinquent. I'm from Australia and I have diabetes.

DELINQUENT · Senior Member

You're clearly lying.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

You're clearly gay if you don't want to **** Lindsay Lohan while she's wearing an oversized Descendents shirt.

DELINQUENT · Senior Member

Not to say i wouldnt give her a swording should the opportunity arise... i dont particularly care about the descendants.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

I don't particularly care about Scuurvy. Cause they're a band full of gay Australians who don't appreciate the Descendents.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

I bet she doesn't even know what The Descendants are. Like, she'd just as soon guess that it was a brand of whiskey as a band.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

It's okay guys, I already masturbated to it. The fantasy is over.

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

john31584 wrote:

I bet she doesn't even know what The Descendants are. Like, she'd just as soon guess that it was a brand of whiskey as a band.

you clearly don't know what the band is if you can't spell it right

jackass

and now i have a total boner for her gross pussy for wearing a shirt of my favorite band

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

HEY MATHSEX WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ALBUMLOL.

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

ITS LI3K TOTALLY A TOSSUP BETWEEN I DON'T WANT TO GROW UP AND ALL

pumpkinpjs · Tits and Grits

its only oversized on her. dont get too excited.

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

pumpkinpjs wrote:

its only oversized on her. dont get too excited.

are we still talking about her gross pussy?

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

The correct term is "bacony maw"

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

yeah, i guess she really wouldn't have a pussy anymore

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

MATHSEX wrote:

john31584 wrote:

I bet she doesn't even know what The Descendants are. Like, she'd just as soon guess that it was a brand of whiskey as a band.

you clearly don't know what the band is if you can't spell it right

jackass

You sure do choose weird things to get all sanctimonious about.

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

john31584 wrote:

MATHSEX wrote:

john31584 wrote:

I bet she doesn't even know what The Descendants are. Like, she'd just as soon guess that it was a brand of whiskey as a band.

you clearly don't know what the band is if you can't spell it right

jackass

You sure do choose weird things to get all sanctimonious about.

same goes for prepositions at the end of sentences

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

That is language up with which I will not put!

(It's a stupid rule, is what I'm saying)

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Yeah, it is. Rules that serve no purpose need to be ignorned