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Zinc Saucier

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There are some things that should not be trusted to machines


http://io9.com/5145077/full-service-robo+urinal-makes-me-scared-for-the-future

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When the robots want to take over, their first step will not be to launch the world's nuclear arsenals, or to send killing machines back in time to eliminate their future enemies. 

No, the bastards will rip our dicks off, first.



-- Edited by john31584 at 04:58, 2009-02-04

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Ahahahahahahahaha.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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I'd probably kill myself if I lost my dick.

Good plan, robots!

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Can you shake off the last few drops?

COMMMENCING SHAKING. SHAKING IN PROGRESS. SHAKING COMPLETE.

I think there are a few drops, can you shake it again?

COMMENCING ADDITIONAL SHAKE SEQUENCE. SHAKE SEQUENCE IN PROGRESS. SHAKE SEQUENCE COMPLETE.

Hey, just keep going, yeah, don't stop...

QUERY: ARE YOU SOME KIND OF FAG?


-- Edited by john31584 at 05:22, 2009-02-04

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Tell me Awesom-o, are you by any chance a...pleasure model?

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That is terrifying.

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I'm going to palpate, Dean. This isn't any fun for me either. Would you rather I got Helper in here to do it? A doddering old robot with cold, steel claws?

-- Edited by Pizza at 05:45, 2009-02-04

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HAVE FUN ON THE ROBOT RESERVATIONS, SUCKERS.

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Nails are like candy to robots, and we'll eat tires instead of licorice!

I love that episode.

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BIG CHAINSAW HANDS BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

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SEALAB IN SPACE!

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Spacelab, if you will.

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