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So a couple of my friends and I went to Toronto.


We planned on going up just for the day, and then got butt ****ed by a blizzard and it became impossible to leave the city.  We ended up satying at a Hostel and two of us got ****faced.  Hostels are pretty cool.

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Also, I pissed on a church. Cause I'm punk.

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so punk

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Mexican piss

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Last time that I was in Canada, I got blackout drunk after double fisting vodka out of coffeepots, got kicked out of the first bar that we went to within 5 minutes for being "too inebriated," got slapped around by several Canadian police and told to never come back to Canada again.


**** Canada.

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Did you write the word punk on the side of the church in your piss? If so, that's uber punk.

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Hell yeah hostels are awesome.

On my Europe trip, I spent a couple days in Munich. Unfortunately, it was raining so hard the entire time that neither I nor anyone else wanted to do anything.

The hostel had a bar, and we spent the next few nights getting hammered together. I met lots of interesting people from around the world, and had more fun than almost any other time on the trip.

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Do you keep a running tally of the number of countries you've publicly urinated in?

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As long as i keep a tally of the countries I've been in, I know how many I've pissed on.

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SlashXLA wrote:

Last time that I was in Canada, I got blackout drunk after double fisting vodka out of coffeepots, got kicked out of the first bar that we went to within 5 minutes for being "too inebriated," got slapped around by several Canadian police and told to never come back to Canada again.


**** Canada.



Yeah those mounties are real rough tumblers.

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I wouldn't be eager to show my face back there either if this was the guy intimidating me. Just TERRIFYING.

 



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And I see John has really taken that Simpsons reference and ran with it

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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

Also, I pissed on a church. Cause I'm punk.




i did that when i was your age

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Oh the fiery days of youth.

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SlashXLA wrote:

Last time that I was in Canada, I got blackout drunk after double fisting vodka out of coffeepots, got kicked out of the first bar that we went to within 5 minutes for being "too inebriated," got slapped around by several Canadian police and told to never come back to Canada again.


**** Canada.



You should go back to Canada to spite them.

I don't know anything about Canadian immigration law, but I'm pretty sure that unless you were formally deported, some podunk cop saying "now I don't wanna see you 'round these parts again, eh" has no legal effect.



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SlashXLA wrote:

Last time that I was in Canada, I got blackout drunk after double fisting vodka out of coffeepots, got kicked out of the first bar that we went to within 5 minutes for being "too inebriated," got slapped around by several Canadian police and told to never come back to Canada again.


**** Canada.




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lol

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Oh yeah, there were a bunch of Australians and Irish guys there. One looked way too much like Melvin, but you all look alike down there.

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