2009

cheeselover · I NEED BABIES!!!

2009

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

WILL YOU MARRY ME?

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Her silence is obviously tacit consent for me to speak for her.

The answer is yes, and on the wedding night, you can stick it anywhere you want.

Have fun, kids!

-- Edited by john31584 at 20:38, 2009-01-01

Jason · Only in cartoons

You can only have her if I don't marry her first.

cheeselover · I NEED BABIES!!!

john31584 wrote:

Her silence is obviously tacit consent for me to speak for her.

The answer is yes, and on the wedding night, you can stick it anywhere you want.

Have fun, kids!

-- Edited by john31584 at 20:38, 2009-01-01

My silence was me having a life.

....Okay I lied. It was me babysitting my 18 month old brother and then making out with Jason after he went to bed.

But no. Piggie doesn't want kids; I could never marry him.

Jason · Only in cartoons

It should be noted that she made out with an awake Jason after her 18 month old brother went to bed. She did not make out with me as I slept.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

We could go through a couple years, and then I could split once the children arrive from your vagina.

Its every little girl's dream.

MATHSEX · MASTER BATOR

cheeselover wrote:

babysitting my 18 month old brother

were you the oopsie or was your brother?

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

That was a good one.

cheeselover · I NEED BABIES!!!

MATHSEX wrote:

cheeselover wrote:

babysitting my 18 month old brother

were you the oopsie or was your brother?

We both were, actually. My mom got pregnant with me at 22 and with my brother at 42.

My 16 year old brother was planned, though.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

That sucks.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

I wouldn't let it affect me much. Big **** my parents didn't plan me. You think parents plan all that much? Most kids are mistakes, or at the least are unplanned.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

You guys had better do better this year, if you know what's good for you

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Maybe Melvin will post here in 2009!

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

He won't.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

You never know!

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Stop it you guys, I don't want to talk about melvin... it's just too painful

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

I wouldn't let it affect me much. Big **** my parents didn't plan me. You think parents plan all that much? Most kids are mistakes, or at the least are unplanned.

I mean it sucks to have an unplanned baby at 42.
I'm sure she was thinking "Alright, I'm done," and then BAM.