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john31584


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At most law schools, they have this system where you can take your exams on your laptop. It locks out your computer, so you can't access notes or anything, then gives you a very simple word processor in which to write your exam. 

Anyway, so I'm writing my last exam, and I'm about halfway done. I try to do some basic formatting. I don't even remember what I was doing. Anyway, my hand slipped, or I bumped a key or something, and suddenlty, the entire damn thing is in

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And I can't change it back! It was the most horrifying moment of my life, because I know if I were a professor and one of my students handed me an exam written in that horrible excuse for a font, I'd give him an F and then kill myself.

It all turned out OK, though. I had to select every paragraph and change it back individually. For some reason, it wouldn't let me just change the whole thing back.

The moral of the story is that SkyNet is always testing us and we must be forever vigilant. 


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Funny stuff

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The Terminator: The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. 
Sarah Connor: Skynet fights back. 
The Terminator: Yes. It changes all fonts to Comic Sans. Then, it launches its missiles against the targets in Russia. 

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If I were rich, I would donate a billion dollars to a prestigious university, on one condition: they print their diplomas for graphic design majors in Comic Sans.

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You're an evil man.

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blah blah blah blah I'm a whiney bitch

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sorry, that was uncalled for.

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could've been worse:  could've been zapf dingbats

-- Edited by MATHSEX at 13:31, 2008-12-20

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Harvard School of Law

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I AM THE LAW!!

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[O]n the 1st day of January, A.D. 1863, all persons held as slaves within any State or designated part of a State the people whereof shall then be in rebellion against the United States shall be then, thenceforward, and forever free; and the executive government of the United States, including the military and naval authority thereof, will recognize and maintain the freedom of such persons and will do no act or acts to repress such persons, or any of them, in any efforts they may make for their actual freedom.

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We have come to terminate your exams!



-- Edited by Dexter at 21:51, 2008-12-22

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