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Fundies Say the Darndest Things


http://www.fstdt.com

It's funny for like 5 minutes but then it makes your brain hurt.

They have companion sites for racists and conspiracy theorists, who also frequently say the darndest things.

Did you know that Obama is going to put Christians in concentration camps, and that he's going to use nuclear weapons against U.S. cities? 


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You're right.

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About it making your brain hurt?

Yeah.

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So I was watching O'Reilly tonight (FOX was just on upstairs and it was talking about gay marriage so I figured I'd listen.)

O'Reilly started bitching about the gays protesting outside Rick Warren's church. He said they ought to be protesting blacks instead, since the black vote was the deciding factor.

Hatred: growing.

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I saw Bill go off on Geraldo Rivera about immigration. It started out as a somewhat civil debate. That lasted for about 1 minute, at which point Rivera made a point that O'Reilly couldn't easily refute, so he literally just started yelling the same thing over and over. "HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEPORTED! HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN DEPORTED!"

To his credit, Rivera stayed as calm as he could have throughout the whole thing.

BILL O'REILLY YOU MADE ME RESPECT GERALDO RIVERA. YOU ARE A MONSTER.

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http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155231/?tag=Geraldo+Rivera

I KNOW YOU HATE THAT EPISODE, PIZZA. SHUT UP.

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"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it"

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-- Edited by john31584 at 02:13, 2008-11-11

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God...Damnit.

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noh my god

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He raises an interesting point.

Tomorrow, I'm going to move my house plants into the sun so they don't die. Then I'm going to do some calculations on my solar powered calculator to figure out if this guy is onto something.

Later in the day, I'm going to go to the beach, and work on my sun tan while pondering this whopper of a head-scratcher.

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john31584 wrote:

He raises an interesting point.

Tomorrow, I'm going to move my house plants into the sun so they don't die. Then I'm going to do some calculations on my solar powered calculator to figure out if this guy is onto something.

Later in the day, I'm going to go to the beach, and work on my sun tan while pondering this whopper of a head-scratcher.




 you should wear lots of sun tan lotion, its gunna be a scorcher.



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"Just goes to show you the founding fathers were right the first time: women should not have been given the right to vote. They are obviously swayed by emotions, not rational thought.
It was a mistake to amend the constitution and now we are paying for it.
The only solution is to require women to vote with the permission of their husbands."

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One thing for sure, when Obama is installed I am definitely going to write to him about using the US navy to verify The submerged triangle city in the Persian Gulf. Dalamatia City. He would be the only who could do this and the only one who would be able to.

That will be my quest when he is in power.

When or if he does this project, no doubt he will be called the Anti Christ, just for that alone but I dont think that is the case at all, he would be only doing service for the Father.

I would definitely welcome his participation in the ancient places rather than all this mucking around and do nothing of the world regarding the truth of everything that lays right under there noses.

Remembering this first triangle city is the where the first abomination of desolation occurred. the Lucifer rebellion and the King and the priest discover it together. The construct would be in line with Adjudication of the Ancients of Days.

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john31584 wrote:

"One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it"

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-- Edited by john31584 at 02:13, 2008-11-11




there is a phenomenon known as negentropy.  this phenomenon describes the fact that the second law of thermodynamics holds even though it might not appear to apply to a local situation. 

i.e., the evolutions of the universe or of life take disordered systems and turn them into highly ordered systems.  this increase in order appears to violate the second law of thermodynamics; however, the entropy of each system is greater than it would have been if no ordering had occurred. 

nature is generally very, very lazy.  however, it always has the state of maximum disorder/multiplicity in mind as the universe evolves.  thus, if it means that the universe can makes its dreams come true (by satisfying the second law), then it will go out of its way to make it so



-- Edited by MATHSEX at 02:34, 2008-11-12

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bump for science that contradicts evangelical make-believe

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I had no idea!

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Saw someone post this as proof of intelligent design

http://www.princeton.edu/main/news/archive/S22/60/95O56/index.xml?section=topstories

People are really, really stupid.

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Princeton scientists provide new perspective on evolution: God did it.

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note to you pole-smoking, loser fundamentalists about how science works:



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"The research, which appears to offer evidence of a hidden mechanism guiding the way biological organisms respond to the forces of natural selection, provides a new perspective on evolution, the scientists said."

That was the part HE used. I didn't say the article was suggesting anything about intelligent design.

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