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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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I KNOW KARATE


VOODOO TOO

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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I DON'T NEED NO MAKEUP
I GOT REAL SCARS
I GOT HAIR ON MY CHEST
I LOOK GOOD WITHOUT A SHIRT

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WELL MY PAROLE OFFICER
WILL BE PROUD OF ME
WITH MY OLDS 88
AND THE DEVIL ON A LEASH

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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That's poetry baby.

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I'M AN OLD ALTAR BOY
BOUND UP IN LEATHER AND CHAINS
THAT'S WHY I'M FEELING SO BLUE

I hearby declare this thread to be the Tom Waits appreciation thread.

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THE PIANO HAS BEEN DRINKING
NOT ME

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And when he went back to earth, it was a giant, overturned... piss pot. And he was all alone, and he sat down and he cried. And he is still there to this day... all alone.

Alright, there's your story. Night night.

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Rain Dogs is the best.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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TRU DAT.

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MASTER BATOR

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with karate i'll kick your ass
from here to tienanmen square
oh yeah, mother fucker,
i'm going to kick your fucking derriere
yeaheeeahhh yeah

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TOM WAITS
NOT TENACIOUS D.

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YEAH MATHSEX, DUR.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOM? A TRAIN IS COMING!

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NEVER TRUST A MAN IN A BLUE TRENCH COAT
NEVER DRIVE A CAR WHEN YOU'RE DEAD

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