I wonder if Slash knowsr anything about this.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

I wonder if Slash knowsr anything about this.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

It's funny because navies are obsessed with tradition, and use a lot of old terminology that most people don't understand!

SlashXLA · Senior Member

I like slim-glog better than port.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

I wonder if DeathPiggie knows anything about this.

http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/nation_in_love_with_girl

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

I like how Doyle Redland's journalistic objectivity was a little bit compromised by his infatuation with her.

And yeah, I think we've all been there - the cute, slightly unusual girls who work almost exclusively at coffee shops and record stores, who you think are giving you lots of personal attention and may even like you, but really, they're just good at their jobs.

When I leave the store, they probably count their tips and laugh all the way to the bank.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

PIGGIE WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

Jason · Only in cartoons

john31584 wrote:
And yeah, I think we've all been there - the cute, slightly unusual girls who work almost exclusively at coffee shops and record stores, who you think are giving you lots of personal attention and may even like you, but really, they're just good at their jobs.

That seems to be entirely your misinterpreting of friendliness and helpfulness with sexual interest. I see no reason to imagine her "[counting her] tips and [laughing] all the way to the bank." Since when is it bad to be friendly and helpful?

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Little does she know that "Bank" is actually the local gang-rape-atorium.

TAKE THAT.

PIGGIE WINS.

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

I wasn't being entirely serious.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Jason wrote:

john31584 wrote:
And yeah, I think we've all been there - the cute, slightly unusual girls who work almost exclusively at coffee shops and record stores, who you think are giving you lots of personal attention and may even like you, but really, they're just good at their jobs.

I am very serious. Don't joke like that, John! DON'T DO IT!

Jason · Only in cartoons

Maybe I'm sensitive to these issues because I'm sick of this one guy I know talking about how every girl who talks to him is leading him on...

john31584 · Zinc Saucier

I don't think every girl is leading me on. I kind of used to, but I got over that.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Hard times hit Springsteenville

http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/hard_times_hit

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

http://www.theonion.com/content/radio_news/astronomer_discovers_black

Astronomer discovers black hole at the center of his marriage.

Jason · Only in cartoons

Is there anything The Onion can't make funny?

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Nope.

SlashXLA · Senior Member

Jason wrote:
Maybe I'm sensitive to these issues because I'm sick of this one guy I know talking about how every girl who talks to him is leading him on...

Part of my problem is that I try not to be that guy, so when girls do come on to me and give me signs as to their intentions, I just assume that I created those signs in my head.

Jason · Only in cartoons

I just ignore all signs until they're abundantly clear. And by abundantly clear I mean someone is telling me "I would like to be more than friends."

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

I am in the same situation as Slash. Girls have told me before they were interested in me, but that I never picked up on the signals. It's normally because I don't want to be the fool who goes in for something that isn't there.