it's the only animal I know of that gets stung by a shit load of bees and sticks its head further into the hive and says "fuck off, and gimme yours honey." It's truly a man amongst pussies, even when compared to man.
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I wonder if the honey badger has military applications - thousands of them could be dropped onto enemy territory.
Of course, they'd probably resent being used in such a way, and enlist in the enemy military. They would quietly work their way up the ranks, with a few of them becoming decorated generals. Of those, a few would leave military life, and go into politics. One of them would become president.
At this point, they would mount an all-badger invasion of the country that used them in the first place, and that nation would be screwed.
I picture a honey badger lumbering towards a guy, while he unloads a pistol at it. Some hit, and some miss (which is actually better, since the ones that hit just make it angry). Finally, the dude throws his gun at the badger, in a final, desperate attempt to stop it, to no avail.
I imagine it would be best to strip naked if one were to charge towards you. Not necessarily at you, but in your general direction. He might see you removing any filler or obstacles from his meal as a peace offering. This may or may not work, I mean, honey badgers really don't give a fuck.
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It's unlikely to work, but it keeps the badger from having to chew and claw through your clothing, which will shorten your suffering by a second or two.
he might go for the jugular or snap your neck to insure the smallest amount of suffering. Keep those clothes on and its likely to eat you in which ever fashion keep you alive the longest.
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