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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Working with chainsaws


Is awesome.  I handled one for the first time today, and I got a boost of manliness.  I feel like I could fill 50 terrorists with my thumb.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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I also shot a bear, and ****ed a woman on it.

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LOL that was you?

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I first handled a chainsaw when I was 13 or so.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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We can't all live in rugged California, where the men are men and the women are property!

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What use do you have for chainsaws at the cracker factory?

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I love how everyone thinks everyone else works at a cracker factory.









































put a ritz on top of ritz

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So how's work at the cracker factory, Moris?

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Also, chopping down a tree with a chainsaw is one of the most badass feelings I ever had.

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Pizza wrote:

So how's work at the cracker factory, Moris?




 Tortilla factory...

Get it?


GET IT?!



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Sheriff of Paddy's

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JOHN WORKS AT THE GAY STEEL MILL.

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Hot stuff etc.

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I prefer to chop a tree down with an axe... Flexes muscles.



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I do it with a butter knife!

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