Several months ago, I was walking to school, and I noticed the police had cordoned off section of the street, and there was a big crowd gathered around. There was a dead body covered in a tarp, with lots of blood flowing down the street. You could tell from the shape of the tarp that something had happened to the dude's head.
Turns out he had committed suicide by sticking his head under the wheel of a bus.
I guess he'll never be the head of a major corporation.