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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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I found Jesus


Turns out, he was...IN THE HOUSE

 

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It's just like
It's just like
A mini-mall

Wait...shit

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WE ARE THE BEARS, SHUFFLIN' THROUGH
SHUFFLIN' ON DOWN, DOIN' IT FOR YOU

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He's totally dead.

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Are Your Cats Old Enough To Learn About Jesus?



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I NEED BABIES!!!

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Today in class my philosophy professor was saying that religion is coercive. This Catholic girl behind me goes "no it isn't....you just do what you're supposed to and you don't go to hell"

She was being serious.

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Not all Religions compel you to do things or you goto Hell.

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I know. He wasn't saying that, I just thought it was funny that that was the girl's response.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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She's dumb. The philosophy professor should know better, though.

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He was just explaining James Fitzjames Stephen's point in Liberty, Equality, Fraternity. I don't know if he actually believes it.

Also. That wasn't the point.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus ?
It only takes one nail to hang the picture of Jesus




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http://www.instantrimshot.com

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BOOSH!

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