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Spaghetti

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the odd couple


So I'm dossing at my friend's place for a few days until I find a new flat. Though thankfully we don't have to share a bed. KA-KOW.

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Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

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Nothing wrong with 2 men sharing a bed.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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My friend basically lives here half the week. It's quite annoying.

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Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

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Eat him.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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He eats more than me. Skinny people who eat more than me piss me off.

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Go up to him and go "OM NOM NOM" on his arm.
That'll show him to stay away.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Isn't flashing him enough?

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Yeah, but white guys do that stuff all the time.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Jason doesn't.

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Lots of guys don't, but Jason doesn't because his genitals are sacred to him.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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I don't know why. It's not like I'm ****ing someone with them.

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Guys shouldn't flash people.
Ever.

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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Why?

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WHY would you need to?

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I'm fat and nobody likes me

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It's funny.

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He's totally dead.

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The other night at my 2nd job, I removed my aporn to discover that my junk was swinging freely because the zipper on my shorts had taken early retirement. I was in mid-sentence, asking my coworker for a ride home.

hilarity ensued.

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Andy001 wrote:

So I'm dossing at my friend's place for a few days until I find a new flat. Though thankfully we don't have to share a bed. KA-KOW.



Dossing? IS THAT SOME MORE OF YOUR CRAZY EUROPEAN MAMBLE JAMBLE? LEARN TO TALK RIGHT DAMN YOU.

 



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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

It's funny.



Not really.

 



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Spaghetti

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This got more response than I anticipated.

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dossing is a good word

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