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john31584


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Our stupid mayor is making a run for governor in 2010.

http://www.sfweekly.com/2008-08-27/news/ask-simone/

"Local superstar Gavin Newsom has assembled a crack team of political advisers including Eric Jaye. For metaphysical advice, though, Newsom will turn to Peninsula hypnotist Carol Simone. For those of you who haven't heard of Simone she prefers to go without her first name she's the psychic, spiritual healer, and intuitive consultant who reportedly gave Newsom advice about his internal life before she officiated at his recent Montana wedding. Comparisons have been made between Simone and Joan Quigley, the San Francisco astrologist who helped Nancy Reagan plan the timing of international summits. But Simone won't be giving secondhand advice to California's first executive: She'll transmit wisdom from the spirit world directly to Gov. Newsom's ear."

What a great basis for making decisions that affect the lives of everyone in the most populous state in the country.

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I've never been happier to not live in California.

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I really, really hope he doesn't get elected. And honestly, I think any half-decent Democrat could beat him in the primaries, and a a Republican who isn't braindead could probably beat him in the general election.

California, in general, is not nearly as nuts as San Francisco.

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Schwarzenegger won't get reelected?

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His 2 terms are up.

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Oh no!

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The fact that he got elected twice says something, though. I don't think California is ready for a far left candidate.

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Look at this guy. Just look at him.



He reminds me a lot of Bill Clinton: popular, charismatic, politically savvy, etc. But you just know that as a person, he's a total weasel.

He banged the wife of his best friend and close adviser, and then spent a few weekends in an "alcohol abuse" treatment resort, as if that would somehow make up for it.

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San Francisco, what will you do next?

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BROKEN VACUUM CLEANER FOR MAYOR OF SAN FRANCISCO

I'd vote for it.

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CUP OF JIZZ FOR MAYOR OF SAN FRANCISCO

IT'S PROGRESSIVE.

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San Francisco 2011 General Election Ballot [printed on 100% recycled hemp paper - biodegradable, carbon-neutral, edible]

Mayor

Name......................................................Profession


Broken Vacuum Cleaner............................Unemployed

Cup of Jizz..............................................Cup of Jizz

Jimbo "Bongwater" Jones..........................Hippie

Hobo who was too
incoherant to write his
name on the paperwork............................Unknown, unless stinking up
                                                                   the bus is a profession



-- Edited by john31584 at 04:50, 2008-09-02

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What about that time when Jello Biafra tried to run for mayor... remember that?

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john31584


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I remember hearing something about it.

That was a long time before I lived here.

Edit: in fact, it happened several years before I was born.

-- Edited by john31584 at 05:51, 2008-09-02

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yeah I'm sure it was in the early 80's some time.

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member when Jello Biafra was relevant?

I don't.

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Oh ho ho ho

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I'm hoping Ray Nagin runs for governor here after Jindal's time is up.

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You so crazy!

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