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cheeselover


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right now!

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No babies. Only sex.

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Pizza


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Babies are shitty. Why the hell would you want babies?

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cheeselover


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Children are wonderful. I can't wait to be a parent.

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Children over the age of 2 can be okay if their parents don't suck. Babies are the worst.

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cheeselover wrote:

Children are wonderful. I can't wait to be a parent.




Jason's Life:


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Jason


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Why? I want children, too, just a long time from now.

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She can't wait Jasno. She wants kids NOW.

IT'S HER BABY, AND SHE WANTS IT NOW.

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Pizza


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She's been freezing your sperm.

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IN HER VAGINA.

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cheeselover


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Okay so I didn't really mean that I actually want babies right now. I just meant that I'm really excited to be a parent and 7-10 years seems like a long time to wait. That being said, I understand that it is in my best interest (and future babies' best interests) to wait that long, and I'll be happier that way.

But damn it, babies are adorable.

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They're adorable when they're not driving you insane, and that's only when you're not its parent.

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I have played a heavy hand in raising my two younger brothers. I'm not looking at parenthood through rose colored glasses here.

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****ting your pants and drooling isn't adorable. It's gross.

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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

****ting your pants and drooling isn't adorable. It's gross.



There are other, more positive, aspects of child-rearing, however...



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REAR.

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What positive aspects are there about small babies? You have to worry about them constantly, you have to change their diapers and wipe disgusting spit and drool off their face every 5 minutes, they suck up your time and your money.

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DEATHPIGGIE wrote:

What positive aspects are there about small babies?



They grow into adults?



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The only thing worse than a baby is an adult.

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cheeselover


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Like Piggie! Maybe I DON'T want kids :)

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Love me, mommy.

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