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Post Info TOPIC: THE HAPPY SUNSHINE JOY TOPIC/BIRD HATREDY/BIG PENIS CLUB/JOHN31584'S FAAAAABULOUS NEW APARTMENT


Sheriff of Paddy's

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RE: THE HAPPY SUNSHINE JOY TOPIC/BIRD HATREDY/BIG PENIS CLUB


DAY OFF BOOSH. THANK YOU, DAY OF PRESIDENTS.

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But I'm sick..

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BUT I HAVE THE DAY OFF

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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It was really nice outside over the weekend. It's supposed to rain tomorrow.

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The past two days have been so nice. It even rained a little bit today. WHY CAN'T THE WEATHER ALWAYS BE LIKE THIS? WHY?

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It's been raining all week. **** SPRING.

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You guys should move to California.

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Jason, when are you getting married?

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First weekend in June.

California sounds nice and all, what with the perfect weather and astonishingly beautiful geography, but I think we're going to move to the frigid wastes of New England instead.

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That's soon! Aren't you all excited?
Have your tuxs all nice and ready?
Shoes polished?
Hair cut?
Nails did?


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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Awkward Smile wrote:

That's soon! Aren't you all excited?
Have your tuxs all nice and ready?
Shoes polished?
Hair cut?
Nails did?


 

Okay mom.



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Excited but none of the others. More excited for the honeymoon at this point. We had to get our marriage license today and it was annoying.

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...You're gonna look like a BUM.

Where are you gonna go to make love?

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Probably several places throughout our long and fertile lives, but we'll be honeymooning in the Dominican Republic.

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My fiancée and I are moving into a new apartment. It's got a bigger kitchen, a pretty big backyard, and a really nice patio. And the yard gets a lot of sun, so we'll be able to grow way more stuff than we can now.

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The guy who currently lives there keeps chickens in the back yard. It's cool to know that we'll be able to do that, if we decide that we want to. Fresh eggs are really, really good.



-- Edited by john31584 on Thursday 19th of May 2011 05:52:59 PM

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A fairly popular blog recruited me to do fortnightly book reviews, so I now have a regular outlet for writing (albeit not my own) plus it will motivate me to read lots.
Yeah that's right, I'm a blogger now. You have my permission to throw stuff at me, or mockingly post that Shoreditch Dickheads video.

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I have no room to talk. I've been writing articles for a political blog, which is way, way, worse.

I just realized (this is in response to John) that I have never in my life eaten a fresh egg straight from the bird's ... vagina? I actually don't even know where eggs come from. Wow. Biology fail.

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Cloaca. It's a single opening that birds, reptiles, and monotremes (egg-laying mammals) have for both excretion and reproduction



-- Edited by john31584 on Friday 20th of May 2011 02:17:36 AM

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