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Tits and Grits

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RE: Recurring dreams


i had a dream that i found out my dad was embezzling money and muscles mcmanjaw was the only person i could confide in

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i have this dream you told that earlier to fatty mctwochins and WOPPy Spaghetti-o.

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Tits and Grits

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yeah but i left out the mcmuscles part

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Last night I had a dream about waiting in the lobby at the doctor's office.

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last night I had a dream that I was watching Joe Dirt.

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You probably were watching Joe Dirt last night.

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i had a dream that there was this ratty little dog with parasitic eggs growing under his belly skin, and it was up to me to soak his tummy in warm water and attempt to push them out. effing gross. but then the parasites ate him up completely and he turned into a black snake. yep.

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AND THEN FAT SWEATY JUGGALOS QUEEFED ON EVERYBODY WHILE SONICU AND SEACOW RAPED EACH OTHER.

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Tits and Grits

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if i dream about that tonight i WILL hunt you down.

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If I have a dream about dog-eating parasites I WILL... wake up crying and screaming "I want my mommy!"

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I dreamt last night that a gang of Indians kidnapped me and I became friends with their old mangy dog.

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last night i had my second dream about piggie and his gf in about a week. in the first one i had to chauffeur them around town and i wasnt happy about it

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Pizza wrote:

I dreamt last night that a gang of Indians kidnapped me and I became friends with their old mangy dog.




mangy dog! im in your head! OUR DREAMS ARE COLLIDING!



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How come no one ever mentions their dirty dreams?

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Fact: I have more dreams about zombies than I do about sex.

Hypothesis: dirty dreams do not recur so often.


The above two statements are unrelated.

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pumpkinpjs wrote:

 

Pizza wrote:

I dreamt last night that a gang of Indians kidnapped me and I became friends with their old mangy dog.




mangy dog! im in your head! OUR DREAMS ARE COLLIDING!

 




DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN BRAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW



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Awkward Smile wrote:

How come no one ever mentions their dirty dreams?




My dream was dirty. It had indians in it.

 

SNIP SNAP.



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My recurring dream where I'm stuck back in high school has now been replaced by one where I'm stuck back in an old job. Hmmm.

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I saw a car accident take place on the freeway about a month or so ago and have had a couple dreams about car accidents since.

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last night i had a dream that my most recent ex came over and kissed me. it was awkward and i didnt want to, but he's the most amazing kisser ever and i didnt wanna pass up the chance to have it again. le sigh. i remember it so very vividly

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