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Sheriff of Paddy's

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RE: Recurring dreams


Sometimes I have CRAZY dreams where I have to put on my contacts over my entire eye.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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I PROBABLY HAD A WEIRD DREAM RECENTLY I'LL JUST BUMP THIS BECAUSE IT'S OLD.

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OH MAN, a couple nights ago I had a dream that the South Park guinea pig monsters were actually attacking. God what is wrong with me.

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PIZZA IS LOSING HIS MIND.

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Last night I dreamed that I had the day off today, then when I woke up this morning for a few minutes I thought "Hells yeah I get to sleep in". WHY DO MY DREAMS HATE ME SO?

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hahahaa LIFE BURN

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Last night I dreamt about some old mexican lady telling her kids "LISTEN TO ME" over and over and over. It was so annoying. I thought I'd share with you guys. AND another part was about that puppet from Pee Wee's Playhouse (I think his name was Randy?). I don't remember what it was about though.

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A while back I kept having dreams about dating Johnny Depp. I don't even want to date Johnny Depp.

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I had a cool dream last night. I was out on the Navajo reservation, except everything was made out of clay. I was on the run from the res cops and I had to keep stealing clay cars and sticking up clay bars. It was like Gumby, Grand Theft Auto and Mad Max all get together and rock out in my sleep. I kind of wish I lived in that world now.

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the other night i had a dream that iw as climbing a mountain, and i looked to my right to see a massive crocodile gliding down the mountain, taking out 3 hippos in one giant chomp. i immediately though OMG AWESOME IM GONNA TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THISSSSSS

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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ALRIGHT, IF YOU GUYS DON'T START POSTING RIGHT NOW, THEN EVERYDAY I'M GOING TO POST ABOUT THE STUPID DREAM I HAD LAST NIGHT, AND YOU WILL BE FORCED TO READ THEM. I'M TOTALLY SERIAL ABOUT THIS.

LAST NIGHT I DREAMED ME AND MY FRIEND WERE IN THE ARCTIC AND A GIANT GODZILLA SIZE POLAR BEAR WAS AFTER US.

POST DAMNIT.

-- Edited by Pizza on Wednesday 11th of November 2009 12:33:03 AM

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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ALRIGHT YOU FORCE ME TO DO THIS.

LAST NIGHT. IT HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH OCARINA OF TIME AND THE WATER TEMPLE (THIS IS LIKE THE 50TH DREAM I'VE HAD ABOUT THAT GAME), AND 8 MILE. I DON'T REMEMBER. I THINK LINK HAD TO RAP BATTLE SOMEONE AND NOBODY BELIEVED HE COULD DO IT. IT WAS WEIRD.

START POSTING.

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Why do you have so many dreams?

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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I don't know. How often are people supposed to dream? My dreams seem weirder than they actually are when I try to describe them.

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WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT POSTING? I DON'T CARE IF IT'S THE WEEKEND, IF ANYTHING YOU SHOULD POST MORE.

YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T REMEMBER MY DREAM LAST NIGHT, OTHERWISE I WOULD TOTALLY BE POSTING IT RIGHT HERE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

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I just realized the dream I had last night didn't actually happen, and it made me a saaad panda. DREAMS ARE STUPID. I HOPE I NEVER DREAM AGAIN. GRRRRR.

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Sheriff of Paddy's

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Pizza wrote:

I just realized the dream I had last night didn't actually happen, and it made me a saaad panda. DREAMS ARE STUPID. I HOPE I NEVER DREAM AGAIN. GRRRRR.




I keep having these stupid dreams where everything is perfect and all the good things in the world happen to me, and I wake up and I think it's real and that everything finally worked out for me, only to have the feeling crushed a split second later. DREAMS NEVER COME TRUE KIDS. YOU'LL NEVER BE HAPPY.



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I NEVER HAVE DREAMS!

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I think I've already said that if I have dreams, I never remember them. They'd probably be really boring, anyway.

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Last night I dreamt my girlfriend had an abortion. WHY ARE MY DREAMS SO STUPID AND WERID?

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