It's always like " We'll hang out tomorrow "

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

It's always like " We'll hang out tomorrow "

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Bitches ain't shit.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

I thought they were.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Hey guys, let's hang out tomorrow.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Shit here meaning a good thing.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

I was suppose to hang out with moris today, but as of right now, he might be sleeping his balls off.
His words to describe how he sleeps, not mine.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

BUT HIS BALLS ARE IMPORTANT! HE NEEDS THOSE!

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

He wakes up at the last second so they come crawling back to him.

gross.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

MEXICAN? SLEEP A LOT?

THAT WAS A NEW ONE.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Come here balls, I need you to procreate.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

No one from the board should ever procreate. I think John will be the first, since he's such a conservative young man.

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

Adopting a child isn't exactly procreating...

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE? THAT'S A GAY JOKE.

THAT'S ORIGINAL.

DEATHPIGGIE · I'm fat and nobody likes me

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

God... damnit.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

EWW!!

EW!!

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

I'm so tempted to delete that...

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

YOU CAN

Pizza · Sheriff of Paddy's

I don't want abuse my power this early into it. I'll wait till more people join.

Awkward Smile · Inconsiderate Hardcore Lesbian

Abuse is more fun when a large group of people are there to witness it.